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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Pulling the wool...

Pulling the wool...

I've just had to endure a short period of that horrible white stuff, which I'm led to believe is called snow, urg! I'm usually hibernating at this time of the year, but once again I'm having to deal with the amazing antics of you humans. Croak!!! Let me rest for a while, please....

To quote a rather strange saying that I've frequently heard Bob shouting from time to time, Gordon Bennet!! What is it with you humans? Can't you lot ever do anything right? It's not that long since one of you lost some precious data discs that were in your charge, and now... leaping furballs, a government official has been and gone and done it again. Bob says, if he had done such a thing when he was working, he wouldn't have been given the opportunity to resign, he would have been sacked! But oh no, the Head of Revenue and Customs will walk away from his job smelling like bouquet of roses and not forgetting a nice juicy fat pay-off too, one that will likely be worth more than some third world country's GNP. Is this what you humans call being paid for your worth?

Of course, I haven't told you what he's done, have I? Well, just like the previous incident, his department has gone and lost a great heap of computer discs. I just happen to know what these things are. Worse of all, they contain the highly confidential detailed data records of over fifteen million children including their parents’ bank accounts, etc. It's another security breach (cock up) that points to your government's employees as being totally incompetent. Why the hell should someone be rewarded for their incompetence? Further, the department involved here has frequently ignored requests for help from the public, you. This was apparently done in order to hide the mess they are currently in. These are the very people who earn far more for what they do, than you can ever dream of getting as an income. Toad's Crap!!! Sack em all, that's what I say. Ribbit!!!

What on earth are these government officials going to be like once this so-called ID card is put into place? Someone is certain to cause a breach in the security that tries to keep all this data secure. What then? I'll tell you what then, you are going to have your ID's stolen, your money stolen from your bank accounts, and your lives put on hold, possibly ruined forever.... And the government will turn around and say...Sorry! Shite!!! You simply cannot trust vital systems to people like these. They will lose nothing but their pride, which they have very little of anyway, but you lot will lose it all. Croak!!!

Now, as if this news wasn't bad enough, the following will show you just how incompetent the government really is. Apparently, Jonathan Shaw, the Minister of Fisheries etc, believes that it is immoral that our fishing fleet, as small as it now is, has to throw tons of dead and dying fish back into the sea once it has been caught. This is very true! However, in the same breath he announced that this has to be done in order to conserve British fish stocks. Now, I want you all to think very hard about this... How on earth is throwing tons of Dead Fish back into the sea, conserving British fish stocks??? I rest my case concerning government officials. Croak!!!

Another familiar note to finish on this week. Remember what I said recently about what was going to happen to house prices? Well, another lender has been hit by falling share values. Paragon, who provide mortgages for the Buy To Let market, have seen their shares fall by as much as 40%. Now, I'm not sure what you humans think of this, but to me it points to it being another rung taken from the housing ladder that's well on it's way to collapsing... Croak!!!

From a frog's point of view, all of this is on par with this stupid Carbon Off-setting I keep on hearing about. It's just so much wool to pull over the eyes of the ignorant unsuspecting public, You!!

That's all for now. Don't have nightmares, and stay safe... Ribbit!!!

Froggy

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