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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Is this how human's are?

Is this how human's are?

This is coming to you from my warm and cosy little home in the garden, and only because there is still lots of nice juicy bugs for me to eat, am I able to delay my period of much needed hibernation. Ribbit!!!

It's odd really, but I've only just noticed that while Bob is keeping himself extremely busy around the garden, cleaning up the detritus of autumn, pruning and planting shrubs and the like, many more of you humans are not to be seen anywhere. I guess that not all of you humans have quite the same amount of pride in the green room that surrounds your homes? Ribbit!!!

Never mind, I want to talk to you about another particularly strange habit you humans seem to inflict on each other. It's almost as if you really didn't care for anyone other than yourselves. How is this possible I ask myself? Well, I guess that following a few choice words of wisdom from Bob, the answer is, it jolly well is if what he says is correct. Croak!!!

Apparently, I've heard that many of you are disgusted by the antics of those among you who, usually by no fault of their own doing, are currently finding themselves as being unemployed. Bob says, you all see these people as scroungers or spongers, a nasty blight upon your otherwise ordered society. Toad shite!!! What is not helping matters, is that your government, in their own misguided view is beginning to act in the way Thatcher's Tory party acted during the nineteen eighties, and this is after she had managed to put thousands of companies and small businesses out of business, so to speak. Now, it appears that Labour wants to blame the unemployed for being in this situation in the first place, and this includes those of you who think that you're better than everyone else. Bob once heard one of the female of your kind saying, these unemployed should be made to work for their 'miserly' fifty pounds or so, a week. Good for her! She probably scrounges off her wealthy husband anyway. Firstly, I very much doubt that she has ever had to live on such a pittance. Secondly, those amongst you who share her evil thoughts, need to be made aware of just how damaging this would be for the rest of you, if it was put into practice. Croak!!!

If the unemployed were forced to work for what very little they get, it would have a very nasty knock-on effect to every other worker in this fair land of yours. Why? Jeez, if you can't see why, then it's little wonder that this country of yours is in such a crappy state. I told you once before, but for the sake of those among you who chose not to head the ravings of a kindly frog, I'll explain it all again:

If the unemployed are forced to work for their benefits, though goodness knows why they call it a benefit? Then employers the length and breadth of this country, are going to sit back and revise the way they pay their current workforce, you lot. Tell me, why on earth should they pay the rest of you twenty, thirty, fifty pounds an hour and much more, when they can pick and choose from among the millions that make up the British workforce, and then pay them a whole lot less? From what Bob has told me, many of you humans are workshy anyway. You will probably know the type, forever using the work's PC's to scan the net, creating and sending email, etc when they should be working for the company and earning their damned wages. Croak!!!

With such a huge and skilled workforce to choose from, tell me why you consider that they should keep you on, when anyone who finds themselves unemployed and getting fifty quid would gladly take over your job for a whole lot less? They would most likely be pretty damned grateful to have it too. For those among you who aren't aware of it, there are very few humans out there who are unemployed by choice, and this is regardless of what self-opinionated idiots like you think, if you are one of these people that is. Oh, and don't forget, some of those who are unemployed are in this predicament because of their age. Ooh! That touched a nerve didn't it? Anyway, think of it, they may well have skills far better than your own. So next time you have bad thoughts about the unemployed, don't be so quick to start shouting off at the mouth, just because you think you're better than they are. You're not! Croak!!!

Realistically, there can never be one hundred percent full employment, and it's all because your society and the way the economy operates, make it entirely impossible. If it were possible, then wages wouldn't be anywhere nearly as high as they are today. And... many of you wouldn't be getting paid for doing absolutely nothing either, as lots of you are at the present time. So, the next time you read something, or hear so lame-brained idea coming from the government or the media about the unemployed, just think yourself fortunate that you've got a good job, because thousands are having to put up with your crap and live on low pay or benefits, even when they don't really want to. Croak!!!

Well, that's enough waffle for one week. Don't have nightmares, and stay safe... Ribbit!!!

Froggy

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