Social Chaos

Bob told me that your local voting campaign went as he had expected, utter chaos I believe?! Ribbit!!! Here is another side of humans that I, as your friendly neighbourhood frog, see as being very strange behaviour indeed among you. All things being supposedly equal, you humans are forever allowing your emotions to rule your hearts and your lives. Why is it that you lot are always making the simplest things in life, so damned difficult? Once again, I'm pretty sure that most of you think that I've gone out of my mind again, but you couldn't be further from the truth. Allow me to explain:

There you all were, and here I speak of it as being regardless of your political persuasion, going through your lives and in the main enjoying the fruits of all your hard labours. Then why in the hell did you lose your cool and go and vote for those Tory and LibDem losers? Have you forgotten already about what happened to the Great in Britain under the biggest Tory dictator of all time, Maggie Thatcher? Croak!!! If Bob recalls it correctly, and I can see that he has a tear in his eye thinking about it, there was incredibly high unemployment in just about every village, town and city throughout the country. Inflation eventually went through the roof! The economy, what was left of it after they had messed around with it, was all but ready for the knackers’ yard. Crime rose at an astronomical level and at an alarming rate. And now it seems that you're willing to have it all return on a whim, Why?

Please allow me to enlighten you about the Tory party: Once a Tory, always a Tory. A Toad never changes its spots, and neither does a Tory. The Tory party are only interested in taking care of their own, and here I'm speaking of the rich and everyone better off than you very obviously think you are. Croak!!!

Bob tells me that lots of you hate Tony Blair for taking your country to war in Iraq along side the US of A. But hey, everyone is allowed to make at least one massive goof up in their lives. So why should that nice mister Blair be any the different, especially as he's given you a completely stable economy. You have low inflation, which means that you lot are able to feed this greedy habit you have for buying up properties here, there and just about everywhere else. You've got the minimum wage, although most of you are earning a darn sight more than this. An on top of everything, most of you have jobs. How many of you now take more than one holiday a year now? A lot more than you could when the Tories were in office I'm sure. And you want to vote Labour out of office??? Geez, have you got a problem! Croak!!!

Well, as a frog who has seen a lot more about life than most of you seem to have, let me tell you what bringing back the Tories will do for you: Those of you who have nice comfortable well paid jobs will more than likely lose them. If you have bought a house or two, or even three, you'll find their values plummet to their very foundations. If you have a mortgage, well... you won't be able to afford it, cos you won't have a dumb job in order to pay for it anyway. Crime, well it will escalate just like it did under their tender care the last time they were in power.

Bob wonders why it is that anyone who is part of the working class, can actually vote for the Tories? I have to admit that it has me completely baffled too. I guess that they are still dumb enough to think that a Tory MP will give a damn about them and their family. Ribbit!!!

Well, since the garden is blooming like never before, and those furballs are nowhere to be seen, I'm going to leap off to enjoy some of its wonderful mysteries. So, stay happy and I'll see you all in the garden again real soon. Ribbit!!!

Froggy